Coinage for the New Russian Federation

Farewell to Putin, Hello To A New Russian Federation of Women, Workers,
Peasants, Anarchists, Christians and Jews!!!

May 9th - World leaders arrive in Moscow and are provided with the
opportunity to say goodbye to President Putin.

May 25th - The final week of Putin begins. Orchestras arrive in Moscow,
Petrograd, and other cities, there is rejoicing and dancing in the
streets for the next 7 days. Women are joyful at their impending
emancipation and many show off their breasts. Daily topless women are
shown on the internet and other forms of media and encourage
Lithuanians, Latvians, Estonians and Ukrainians to join with them in
forming a worker's and women's paradise.

May 31st 2005 - Putin abdicates from 1 p.m. through to 1:10 p.m. and a
New Russian Federation respecting the rights of Women, Workers,
Peasants, Anarchists, Christians and Jews takes command. From 1:10 p.m.
through 2 p.m. speeches are made by Anarchists (many of which are
peasants) to indicate what steps must be taken to secure their
cooperation. From 2 p.m. through 3 p.m. speeches are made by women to
indicate what steps must be taken to secure their cooperation. From 3
p.m. through 4 p.m. speeches made by Marxist-Leninist workers agreeing
to respect the rights of anarchists and defend women, peasants,
Christians and Jews. From 4 p.m. through 5 p.m. Adventists, Doukhobors
and Jews will explain why they should have their rights defended in the
New Russian Federation. All mines, factories, hotels, estates and
farmland to be officially nationalized at 5 p.m., albeit anarchists,
peasants, women, Christians and Jews will be allowed to obtain small
land holdings for themselves or for a collective of their people. At 6
p.m. a ceremony will grant Chechnya it's independence. Women continue
to show off their breasts throughout the day. Dancing (or gunfire) in
the streets throughout the night.

From June 1st through 7th, Moslems are peacefully escorted to the
Chechnyan and Turkish borders by topless women carrying rifles.
Non-Moslem anti-Semites are peacefully loaded onto planes and trains
and shipped to Berlin, Warsaw and Delhi.

June 8th through the 30th the remaining Moslems and anti-Semites are to
be shot. Moslems, Hindus and any other form of anti-Semitism pose a
grave threat to Russian Jews, Christians, anarchists, peasants, women
and workers. Women will gladly assist in strengthening security along
our southern borders and prevent Moslems from returning to erode their
rights. Daily topless women will make public appeals for Lithuanians,
Latvians, Estonians and Ukrainians to join with the New Russian
Federation and help us defend our southern borders. Some women will
willingly work nude in the underground gold mines and make public
appeals for Lithuanians, Latvians, Estonians and Ukrainians to come and
join them.

June 2005: The rule of 15's to be instituted, the new coinage to be
minted will contain 15 parts of silver to every one part of gold. Coins
issued will represent 1 hour of labor, 8 hours of labor and 40 hours of
labor, each coin will contain an alloy of silver and gold, and be given
durability by alloying with nickel. The 40 hour coin will weigh 20
grams and contain exactly 40 times the silver and gold contained in the
1 hour coin and exactly 5 times the silver and gold contained in the 8
hour coin. The 40 hour coin will contain 30% nickel while the smaller
denominations of coins will contain greater percentages of nickel in
order to retain their bulk and increase their longevity. The 1 hour
coin will feature the bust of Aleksandra Kollontai, the 8 hour coin
will feature the bust of Inessa Armand, while the 40 hour coin will
feature the busts of Mariya Polivanona and Natalya Koshova.

Women, workers, anarchists, peasants, Christians and Jews are to be
issued with accurate rifles chambered 7.62 x 54R. And for every 15 of
these rifles issued to women, workers, anarchists, peasants, Christians
and Jews (and to full-time soldiers), one of these rifles will be
chambered for the more powerful .338 Lapua Magnum caliber. For every 15
rifles that are chambered as .338 Lapua Magnum caliber, one .50 caliber
Browning sniping rifle will be manufactured and issued. The .22 WMR
shall be used as a training caliber, when people are able to
demonstrate proficiency, then they may trade the .22 WMR rifle for a
rifle chambered 7.62 x 54R, such as for a SV-98. Only full-time Russian
soldiers may be equipped with calibers exceeding 7.62 x 54R.

Women, workers, anarchists, peasants, Christians and Jews will be
trained to shoot accurately, while people guilty of public drunkenness
will be sent to mines and factories for a full year of hard labor
(grain is required to feed people, not to make alcohol and then ****ed
into the gutters). Wealth will be put into the pockets of the people
and the people will be armed and defend their wealth from the Moslem
hordes and from the drunken thugs. Violent thugs on the streets who act
like soldiers will be forced to work as soldiers, or work in mines, or
will be shot. Drunks with guns will quickly become miners without guns,
or fertilizer. Russia will arm itself rather than export arms to
foreign countries and risk having these arms used against itself.
Anybody found trafficking in women and forcing women into slavery is to
be shot, and expeditionary forces will be sent around the world to find
and free slaves, and to shoot the slave owners. Russian women will be
paid the same wage as Russian men and will not have to sell their
bodies to feed themselves and their (our) children. Russian men and
women who prostitute themselves to buy drugs will instead work in mines
for one year. Anybody carrying false identification and any
counterfeiters are to be publicly executed. Marijuana (and hashish) are
to be legal but at the same time people should be made aware that these
drugs are harmful when used in excess.

July 1st 2005 - The end of the Brest-Litovsk Treaty. Ukrainian
nationalism is utterly crushed during July 2005, half of the stolen
farmland is returned to the peasants and to the Jews, the other half of
farmland in the Ukraine to be run as collective farms. Anarchists will
be provided with opportunities to own land in the Ukraine and in the
rest of Russia, while the Marxist workers and women will defend the
rights of anarchists and each other to operate their own communal
farms. Women rejoice at their emancipation, many nubile sweeties dance
in the streets and continue to show off their breasts. Many Latvians,
Lithuanians, Estonians and Ukrainians will gladly join the New Russian
Federation, for our coinage is based upon silver and gold, and our
people are encouraged to work and prosper.

Daryl Shawn Kabatoff
Box 7134
Saskatoon Saskatchewan
Canada S7K 4J1
Registered mail only

You must be a mad Dukhobor with a breast fetish. For those who do not know
of the practices of Dukhobors, they are a sect of Russians in Canada who
protest anything they don't like by undressing in public.

Tony

"I'm A Big Merrie Amsterburg Fan" wrote in message
ups.com...
Farewell to Putin, Hello To A New Russian Federation of Women, Workers,
Peasants, Anarchists, Christians and Jews!!!

May 9th - World leaders arrive in Moscow and are provided with the
opportunity to say goodbye to President Putin.

May 25th - The final week of Putin begins. Orchestras arrive in Moscow,
Petrograd, and other cities, there is rejoicing and dancing in the
streets for the next 7 days. Women are joyful at their impending
emancipation and many show off their breasts. Daily topless women are
shown on the internet and other forms of media and encourage
Lithuanians, Latvians, Estonians and Ukrainians to join with them in
forming a worker's and women's paradise.

May 31st 2005 - Putin abdicates from 1 p.m. through to 1:10 p.m. and a
New Russian Federation respecting the rights of Women, Workers,
Peasants, Anarchists, Christians and Jews takes command. From 1:10 p.m.
through 2 p.m. speeches are made by Anarchists (many of which are
peasants) to indicate what steps must be taken to secure their
cooperation. From 2 p.m. through 3 p.m. speeches are made by women to
indicate what steps must be taken to secure their cooperation. From 3
p.m. through 4 p.m. speeches made by Marxist-Leninist workers agreeing
to respect the rights of anarchists and defend women, peasants,
Christians and Jews. From 4 p.m. through 5 p.m. Adventists, Doukhobors
and Jews will explain why they should have their rights defended in the
New Russian Federation. All mines, factories, hotels, estates and
farmland to be officially nationalized at 5 p.m., albeit anarchists,
peasants, women, Christians and Jews will be allowed to obtain small
land holdings for themselves or for a collective of their people. At 6
p.m. a ceremony will grant Chechnya it's independence. Women continue
to show off their breasts throughout the day. Dancing (or gunfire) in
the streets throughout the night.

From June 1st through 7th, Moslems are peacefully escorted to the
Chechnyan and Turkish borders by topless women carrying rifles.
Non-Moslem anti-Semites are peacefully loaded onto planes and trains
and shipped to Berlin, Warsaw and Delhi.

June 8th through the 30th the remaining Moslems and anti-Semites are to
be shot. Moslems, Hindus and any other form of anti-Semitism pose a
grave threat to Russian Jews, Christians, anarchists, peasants, women
and workers. Women will gladly assist in strengthening security along
our southern borders and prevent Moslems from returning to erode their
rights. Daily topless women will make public appeals for Lithuanians,
Latvians, Estonians and Ukrainians to join with the New Russian
Federation and help us defend our southern borders. Some women will
willingly work nude in the underground gold mines and make public
appeals for Lithuanians, Latvians, Estonians and Ukrainians to come and
join them.

June 2005: The rule of 15's to be instituted, the new coinage to be
minted will contain 15 parts of silver to every one part of gold. Coins
issued will represent 1 hour of labor, 8 hours of labor and 40 hours of
labor, each coin will contain an alloy of silver and gold, and be given
durability by alloying with nickel. The 40 hour coin will weigh 20
grams and contain exactly 40 times the silver and gold contained in the
1 hour coin and exactly 5 times the silver and gold contained in the 8
hour coin. The 40 hour coin will contain 30% nickel while the smaller
denominations of coins will contain greater percentages of nickel in
order to retain their bulk and increase their longevity. The 1 hour
coin will feature the bust of Aleksandra Kollontai, the 8 hour coin
will feature the bust of Inessa Armand, while the 40 hour coin will
feature the busts of Mariya Polivanona and Natalya Koshova.

Women, workers, anarchists, peasants, Christians and Jews are to be
issued with accurate rifles chambered 7.62 x 54R. And for every 15 of
these rifles issued to women, workers, anarchists, peasants, Christians
and Jews (and to full-time soldiers), one of these rifles will be
chambered for the more powerful .338 Lapua Magnum caliber. For every 15
rifles that are chambered as .338 Lapua Magnum caliber, one .50 caliber
Browning sniping rifle will be manufactured and issued. The .22 WMR
shall be used as a training caliber, when people are able to
demonstrate proficiency, then they may trade the .22 WMR rifle for a
rifle chambered 7.62 x 54R, such as for a SV-98. Only full-time Russian
soldiers may be equipped with calibers exceeding 7.62 x 54R.

Women, workers, anarchists, peasants, Christians and Jews will be
trained to shoot accurately, while people guilty of public drunkenness
will be sent to mines and factories for a full year of hard labor
(grain is required to feed people, not to make alcohol and then ****ed
into the gutters). Wealth will be put into the pockets of the people
and the people will be armed and defend their wealth from the Moslem
hordes and from the drunken thugs. Violent thugs on the streets who act
like soldiers will be forced to work as soldiers, or work in mines, or
will be shot. Drunks with guns will quickly become miners without guns,
or fertilizer. Russia will arm itself rather than export arms to
foreign countries and risk having these arms used against itself.
Anybody found trafficking in women and forcing women into slavery is to
be shot, and expeditionary forces will be sent around the world to find
and free slaves, and to shoot the slave owners. Russian women will be
paid the same wage as Russian men and will not have to sell their
bodies to feed themselves and their (our) children. Russian men and
women who prostitute themselves to buy drugs will instead work in mines
for one year. Anybody carrying false identification and any
counterfeiters are to be publicly executed. Marijuana (and hashish) are
to be legal but at the same time people should be made aware that these
drugs are harmful when used in excess.

July 1st 2005 - The end of the Brest-Litovsk Treaty. Ukrainian
nationalism is utterly crushed during July 2005, half of the stolen
farmland is returned to the peasants and to the Jews, the other half of
farmland in the Ukraine to be run as collective farms. Anarchists will
be provided with opportunities to own land in the Ukraine and in the
rest of Russia, while the Marxist workers and women will defend the
rights of anarchists and each other to operate their own communal
farms. Women rejoice at their emancipation, many nubile sweeties dance
in the streets and continue to show off their breasts. Many Latvians,
Lithuanians, Estonians and Ukrainians will gladly join the New Russian
Federation, for our coinage is based upon silver and gold, and our
people are encouraged to work and prosper.

Daryl Shawn Kabatoff
Box 7134
Saskatoon Saskatchewan
Canada S7K 4J1
Registered mail only





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