Carly Major Commemorative Medal

I'm trying to raise some money so that I can cover the phallic-shaped
poster poles, obelisks, and the statue of Gandhi in Saskatoon with gold
and silver. The community did not like me saying that the obelisks at
The Vatican, The Whitehouse, on church roofs and in front of Saskatoon
City Hall are representations of penises and in opposition to God's
Second Commandment. Protestants and Catholics lobbied my abusive
parents to shut me up, I was repeatedly arrested and sent to
psychiatric facilities to be drugged senseless (tortured) by primarily
Hindu psychiatrists. I begged in vain for assistance to flee the brutal
and nauseous horror of the psychiatric drugs, instead I received
beatings and threats of arrest, and a statue of Gandhi was placed in
downtown Saskatoon with his back turned to the facilities where I was
tortured by Hindus. Carly Major's parents and relatives cared little of
the abuse I was facing, they closed their hearts and annually spent
huge piles of cash turning trees into decorated idols and tithed
enormous sums of money to the Catholic and other churches who assured
them they were all saved. Instead of learning about Jesus Christ, Carly
Major learned about Mary and decorated trees (pagan fertility symbols),
her life was empty and she hung herself in her room in her parent's
basement. Purchase a silver medal commemorating this event, it depicts
the Major family inadvertently bowing to their decorated tree via the
placement and retrieval of presents at the base of the tree. Their
family evergreen tree idol is shown on the front of the medal to be a
large Scotch Pine that they sacrificed for the event, it is decorated
with six tiny angels, three Virgin Mary's, two popes, seventeen
blinkin lights and is capped with an obelisk (an Egyptian
representation of a penis), while the other side of the medal depicts
Carly hanging in the basement, she found a way out of this bull**** of
contemporary family life. The Latin inscription on the medal translates
to: Our traditions are more important than life itself. Send $29.99 to
Daryl Shawn Kabatoff and reserve your medal now!!! I accept paypal,
make your payment to Hemigrammus AT hotmail DOT com, or to
Parapristella AT hotmail DOT com, or mail the cash to me at Box 7134
Saskatoon Saskatchewan Canada S7K 4J1.

I am speechless!

Jud wrote:
I am speechless!


Yeah, but the fact that it showed up here means this kinda thing goes on
all the time, you just never notice.
It's a Wally World!