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ah ah ****
ah ah ****
+++ think it's ah ah choo +++ i'll just clean th snot out of th keyboard +++ th music died i jumped up on th unicycle and pedalled out th driveway unfurling th earplugs as i go batteries died +++ bloody radios +++ victoria was pullin out as i was pullin in g'day nice tits sorry, thought i was my brother +++ speakin of which just helped him install his new 76cm tv tooo big for th hutch we did a few small adjustments fits now +++ marcy playground 'sex and candy' +++ play damn ya +++ **** pls no +++ i aint got too much caffeine shoulda bought some at th shop bloody hash pipe had to buy another lighter right ya can pick between purple or purple +++ umm i'll take th dagger in th clitoris michael +++ singin this with little robbie opposite th party nightclub in surfers paradise after we've had a good warmup at aforesaid nightclub Who's that casting devious stares In my direction - lyric half th taxi rank +++ it's my joint i can smoke it if i want +++ right i'm on to all music random +++ tenacious d 'tribute' +++ oh i getit schoolies started today sorry black the wizard of aus no longer greets th schoolies in surfers paradise finally downloaded th sex and candy mp3 today look i'm sorry ok +++ they finished high school and out celebratin +++ after much thought and bein double yur age i decided i could do without th seventeen year old girls screamin at me do ya wanna dick me man ? no offense ok +++ so i guess no ya wont win your schoolies video with a unicycle cuttin capers in th surf +++ ? 'bump bump bump' +++ is B2K +++ paulie "dont cry jenny" i'm not just +++ th wizard is indisposed +++ and surfers paradise didnt care i left +++ "that's a bit harsh" +++ they advertisin th lexus film awards on sbs telly paulie "turn it off" +++ "here smoek this" .. .. .. so many so ****ing many gunna be in tears by morning +++ midnight oil 'golden age' +++ all kinds of parasites hurting our schoolies tonight and me and womble wont be there on a break from singin in th strete to find the ones who crawl off by themselves to sit softly and cry +++ one year i greeted tomorrows dawn in a penthouse with unity all th young ppl complaining and decrying all th ****ed things in th world and fully half had been robbed or abused or just not what they expected in their coming out welcome to th real world aint it ****ed +++ unity and i dragged th love sick little boy down th beach and we did yoga in th dawn +++ nine inch nails '**** you like an animal' +++ hmm done this one in th street +++ ah cmon its not really a nine inch nail let me put it in yur arse +++ bugger +++ when my eldest daughter came to th session table and asked th group ok this kinky bum sex thing really givin me th ****s and we all fell over +++ i take it you been goin out with an older guy dear +++ yur mum maybe not gone into this one in detail +++ so wot th **** are ya asking ? yur mother's gone quiet unusual onyl way to normally stop her talkin is to fill her mouth ah no she gets lockjaw Smile you started this conversation +++ i take it he's got a white boys penis then dear you in less bother than yur mum then hey +++ **** i laughed +++ and you told th whole table i was better hung than yur real father hated it when ya came home high on ekkies and we're still up smokin drugs +++ nirvana 'oh, me' +++ i think i got another daughter just finished school today +++ "bennie finished school today" i already congratulated him only fathered him for a year +++ when yur teenage daughter and her bike ridin boyfriend in his late twenties drop into your session at two am on a saturday morning stop strippin on th kitchen table few things about this assembly you dont know +++ we listened to a lot of nirvana together +++ the offspring 'track 3' +++ i wont **** with tahooie- misheard lyric +++ yur poor boyfriend felt about this big wot were ya tryin to prove ? +++ radiohead 'karma police' +++ i coulda said i got yur old lady on video takin it in th rear and she even put nice makeup on for th occasion wot th **** do ya say ? +++ all men are pigs +++ i dragge dmy guitar out from under th bed today first chords i slid into for weeks naturally it sounded five tiems better than it usually does i promis ebeast no mor e****heads tunin ya down to d and playin power chords th machine heads whingin +++ i got some of that denture plastic left from when iw as castin my own teeth i'll make ya a new tuning peg liek th other two restored ones +++ fixed my travellin ocarina too where th pottery had broken out where th leather goes thru i dont have a kiln any more dear and only one un fired piece of pottery starin back at me accusingly from th shelf above th tv +++ laurie anderson 'big science' +++ i'm not makin pottery whistles th magic comin outta me in other ways at present +++ still wearing th yin yang travelling ocarina i painted it on th front stairs with my three daughters all givin me colour advice +++ goes nice with th unicycle +++ thanks for th ride - lyric +++ three step daughters th middle one soccer mad +++ they replayin th australia uraguay match dear now on telly ya got asked t play for queensland state level did ya keep playin ? +++ i'm a stronger witchdoctor than th one who cursed th australian soccer team i watched th match this time we won +++ we get to go to th world cup +++ do it again **** i'll point th bone of death at ya +++ powderfinger 'stumblin' +++ no ****in stumblin you just die +++ i wanna go singin tonight pualie "no" +++ you want a three hour ride on th unicycle thru th nightclubbers "it not doable" "or seemly" let down th schoolies i know +++ we shouldnt have been that honest with that years batch +++ the red hot chilli peppers 'track no07' +++ woulda bin shoulda bin coulda bin - lyric +++ we dont regularly ride th surfers paradise beach anymore petrol is way expensive and we dont ask consequently we very rarely make expenses yeah th unicycle in two foot of surf is spectacular little brother says my forte but reality says my skin too dark no-one else cared so thank you and we miss you terribly +++ canned heat 'going up the country'(woodstock) +++ i rode down a country lane this afternoon nicely stoned on my unicycle to th shop as usual i dint fall off even without th accompanying music +++ "started singin to yurself" busted +++ uruguay sorry i cant spell well... less i'm tryin to kill someone and experience says even then i dont have to get th name exactly right dr death equals dr azahari no worries +++ the verve 'sonnet' +++ sorry to keep harping mate just feels too good to kuta religion +++ been spreadin th word underground +++ dont want my ppl to feel you terrorist ****s bother their black magic man one bit +++ had a few chuck me a big smile +++ inexpensive diary i smoke this cone to bring good luck to all our schoolies wanderin around in a daze pls god no balcony disasters this year all our kids jumpin up and down and safety not big on their agenda +++ we pray +++ it's a generally a good fix we put good luck spell on aussie troops when they first went to iraq they still havent reported an aussie troop fatality +++ machine gun fellatio 'line of silver' +++ americans die everyday we got more magic than our allys +++ "And bat bigger than we are" +++ ah ah **** +++ john safran how could you ? +++ wanna meet you face to face little brother found th old man's kernel's cane you get six cuts for bein a ****head +++ rescinded cause yr a funny **** +++ U2 'i will follow' +++ ppl are so negative they hear kadaitcha man and **** their pants we can be nice man +++ dont have to kill ya its just a possibility ya know ? +++ i granted your wish mik one genuine certified miracle i take note of how slowly your own psychic sense registers it +++ god give me a sign these islamic terrorist ****s bombed our religions name sake kuta beach a second time we religion of kuta demand god say his piece th very soul of th problem pls god get up next morning northern pakistanis are diggin emselves out of th rubble and massive earthquake +++ david byrne 'like humans do'(radio edit) +++ and in a server log so ya can gloat about it after i'm gone arent you a brave man ? couch comfy ? +++ i do ya a favour i changed my mind if i get up you get up too if i get seven in th back of th head i give em your name too +++ you asked i grant wishes when i feel liek it +++ i'm breathin in i'm breathin out - lyric +++ smile +++ B2K 'bump bump bump' +++ another version +++ i used to think you had testicles mik had th balls to tell me my daughter nicole listened to you more than to me i didnt tell you what she told me +++ dont think i will tell you either +++ my daughters were incredibly open +++ maybe it was their hippie step father takin em to school on a sidecar and takin classes of kids doin pottery classes +++ not interested now it's a crime to be male and teach children anythign now or so it seems judged befoe ya walk in th door th feminazis if i could just stop readin minds but that aint gunna happen +++ supertramp 'fools overture' +++ see my dark skin and my afro and +++ stop filming th clown in th surf th tourists and th younger generation not so umm keep filming +++ never ask but well very rarely +++ i'm a lethal kadaitcha man legal got nuthin to do with it takin magic pictures of aboriginal elder with huge magic oh dear +++ after my death those pictures will kill +++ my magic way too big to be encompassed by death +++ sbs doesnt put warnings on th beginning of tv shows containing th images of aborignal persons who may be deceased for a reason no aboriginal person will watch it +++ th shade of th kadaitcha man +++ i started ridin nt h surf after midnight at low tide but th drunk whit eboys se a clown on a unicycle and run out and knock me down mp3 player in hand and i stop dancing in th waves no respect i'm a lethal kadaitcha man riding my border the edge stupid **** white man +++ i cry to my land whitey he dont understand always with th i know wot yu doin and black magic man kills cause ya know it's comin **** you smart white man you want buy this bridge ? +++ a ****ing whate boy stoel my uncicyle iont hstrete last friday night th ****ing cops had to take him i ran him down and took it off him YOU did nothing couldnt punch him in th head dickless tracy at my elbow you know who's unicycle you stole boy ? last weekend in th fortitude valley in brisbane +++ george 'sellout' +++ do i wanna press formal charges mr officer well... no +++ i am aborignal law +++ tens of thousands of years older and we still have the death penalty never repealed +++ happy to see him **** bricks when he realises he steal from lethal kadaitcha man with proven kills +++ i dont mind usin th cops as my chosen instrument to kill dr death but whiel i'm singin to ya on a strete corner and you let some white ****head steal my means of transport my disabled transport you disrespect me +++ i'm singin sweet like a girl open myself to you +++ bjork 'crying' +++ it bad enough ya dont stop th gay guys touching or th th girls throwin things or stick their pussy in my face pheremones can kill me why i sit betwen th big black islande rboys and behind th guitar case cause then i can close my ****in eyes sittin cross legged on th gorund and sing you want me to cum liek a girl in th msuic you better ****in look after me michael had me pegged till th night we both blew out stick leica camera in our face we cant go there th savage's body wont tour +++ the kadaitcha man in th painting on th wall from one of th other three heads of kuta hey old timer you sit apart from th tribe ? cause their pheremones give ya th ****s too +++ massive attack 'what your soul sings' +++ it takes three hours of riding a unicycle to suppress my blue balls till they are comfortably numb so i can sing to pretty girls +++ a half bag of weed to climb on th ****in thing in th first place they are sensitive +++ the fortitude valley can get ****ed tonight i not unicycle and sing with five different buskers +++ i **** around in my head and in my adventures instead +++ dont liek it when ya try to steal th wizard's props some of my pack ****tys are legendary +++ i dont sit on my car at surfers paradise anymore talking to th carppl i'll get back on th unicycle when i;ve finished my beer and not ****in before besides i'm smokin a joint +++ i'm an icon no i'm not dude i've long left th building +++ sorry dude i'm being unkind look in th mirror and tell me wot colour skin you see now turn yur telly on the commercial stations and tell me wot colour ppl you see +++ Nicole Kidman 'Sparkling Diamond' +++ smile +++ i was off gettin a glass of water prefer coffee but you know +++ "yur a bitch jenny" +++ "this is a running joke" +++ youthu yindi 'romance at garma' +++ i will not download treaty no ****in way dont care how good it sounds +++ think you changed a subject paulie "get ****ed" +++ "i thought you;d gone off nickie" i can sing to who i want to +++ i'd have to change yur name but i do that anyway call every girlfriend jane most argue but eventually they cave shutup jane +++ or i'll put hotpants on th monkey and call it kylie +++ pj harvey 'working for the man' +++ only if i'm a black tracker with certain privi ledges +++ i do it anyway i just terminate th contract myself +++ with extreme prejudece on some occasions +++ singin to an instrument of death ya gotta sing from th gut +++ liek there is a truck parked across th mall idlin away in th background +++ dont bother my singin voice at all cant ya just ramp up yr guitar volume then ? ****in ****y instruments +++ my voice reverberates around th world just quietly +++ kevin bloody wilson 'i gave up wanking' +++ not likely women are defective +++ one woman is defective paulei "ok dear" +++ i've only lived with seven +++ watched cuplin th is arv didnt know it wa son jsut flicked a tv on you know jane and jeff bull**** ah no it didnt happen this is an early episode one of em is pregnant which one ? +++ i was celibate for eighteen months had to run out th door coupel of weeks back and ah no it still works +++ get caught up in my religion and +++ i could unicycle to th servo +++ machine gun fellatio 'let me be your'(dirty ****ing whore) +++ maybe not +++ told this chick on a harley there one night she had a girls bike +++ Smiel +++ i really did liek th slow head roll down to yur crutch just to make sure +++ kylie minogue 'red blooded woman' +++ i avoid causual flings when i sleep with a girl we start livin together immediately runs at 98% plus +++ i still screamin my foibles and cant live with one chick pls no but been caught seven times +++ all men are pigs and we are dumb ****ers +++ so i tried runnin a coupel girlfriends brutally honest like and both of em are i think yur ****in this third chick +++ hmm +++ th guy with th stunning chick on his arm and th worried look every guy he sees is an enemy gunna try to steal his fine lady he never appreciates wot he actually has he so lucky +++ like kuta lady's boyfriend thinks everybody wants to **** his girlfriend get over it she got nice tits +++ black eyed peas 'my humps' +++ listen to th music +++ my attitude if i'm ****in an eleven is i'm ****in er soon as you mob of dickheads depart but all my mates told me i had too many girlfriends +++ if ya havent had that experience where th restaurant manager runs up to ya and anything i mean anything you want you can have +++ is tastier if its cause of th chick on yur arm +++ "or chicks" i like matching redheads ok +++ arlo guthrie 'now and then' +++ dont stick yur fingers in my hair it's a trap no seriously +++ barbie girl's gone blue black kuta lady said she walked in and thought it was hayley +++ "did she say somethin rude to er then ?" paulie +++ the black eyed peas 'anxiety'(with papa roach) +++ turn around and bitchslap somebody - lyric +++ she's stunning kuta lady look wot's on her feet nothing girls usually see far more than you are at present put yur boy side away for a second my lesbian bi friend and look take yur eyes off her tits for a second +++ same advice i give to boys dont stare at em on first meeting plenty of time for that when she jumpin up and down on top of you +++ budgie 'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two' +++ umm all my mates every one including my brother how come you go out with all th chicks with amazing tits cause i met a girl with a pretty smile took her to bed and ah **** huge tits always in th road not again alright turn around +++ now write in th headboard with a knife i came i saw i apologised and cleaned up th mess signed angelina jolie while i do ya from behind "and write ****in neat ya bitch" "said barbie girl" wot a dream ah **** lara croft is on telly thanks gift +++ ah no she;s in a land rover yeah girl power wont get ya there unless ya got an A grade mechanic in th shelter in th back and half a land rover in spare parts maybe she's doomed +++ .. .. .. had a shower th boys are watchin it downstairs cant hear his new wide screen telly +++ jewel 'standing still' +++ tomb raider +++ th man in th iron mask on next "th book was better" +++ a pre pubesecent teenager and his father wacthin titties my sensitivities easily swayed +++ cant see her tits when yur ****in her from behind +++ unless they're really big +++ wheel tail monkey 'too slow' +++ me drumming and singing +++ some time ago +++ religious music th lady said who recorded it and mixed it for me +++ i said no +++ watchin lara croft bouncing and tryin to tell my brothers to tone down their transmissions +++ ****it water or pot i ben int h water ehre comes th pot .. .. .. nickelback 'leader of men' +++ whisper things to my brain - lyric +++ i know what yur sayin mik but yur head dont agree when yur not so conflicted and remember that we're both psychics you do not know better than i do because of th colour of my skin i went to th same schools you did learned th same things there +++ yur my psychic twin born th other side of th cusp +++ bobby mc ferrin 'dont worry be happy' +++ if i stopped likin ya completely i wouldnt have kept th dr death cloak and when i pointed th bone ****er at dr death your life would have been at risk +++ listen to th music man +++ th wizard is somewhere else pls leave a message with my assistant here when you've finished just kick him in th testicles to remind him who he works for if he fishes out sixty dollars and tries to hand it you he's a sick **** dont worry be happy just take it +++ the offspring 'staring at the sun' +++ kanye west 'golddigger' (ft jamie foxxx) +++ the kadaitcha man is not in th mood to hear **** like where's your other wheel ? still feelin a bit mean takes time to wind down after a successful hunt and kill +++ bjork 'big time sensuality' +++ th lack of respect is bugging th ghosts +++ sharkie cant come out to play th full moon still not gone and th ghost pack of sharks is still circling my magic too big sometimes to come out and be your clown +++ but it is humbling so i still do it on occasion when i can afford it if i'm payin for it so i can leave whenever i ****in like +++ the black eyed peas 'the apl song' +++ traitor- written on th wall in lara croft +++ smiel alright synchronicity settle down +++ un happy enough with em snappin me with cameras not doin th schoolies crowd too many cameras and i gotta read th minds of th ****heads as well as you +++ powderfinger 'since you've been gone' +++ so +++ not my fault you havent got th balls to ride a unicycle and get amongst th traffic my ****in road you move +++ yeah i climbed a three story roof this week and i still owe fifty on th rego +++ with th rails three feet out from th edge is just if ya dont get impaled by th **** they got stickin out that outer rail just gunna make ya lose yur balance even further i seen th edge this week i dont need to race taxis i feel alive .. .. .. the KADAITCHA man of kuta |
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ah ah ****
kuta,
Your witless. |
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ah ah ****
"Your witless" what?
"You're" is short for "you are". "JeffreyNowit" wrote in message oups.com... kuta, Your witless. |
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ah ah ****
the KADAITCHA man of kuta wrote: ah ah **** +++ blah blah blah ..... by show of hands, how many people bothered with this crap" uncle-drooly |
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