Thanks Frank (Long)

Kenneth D. Schillinger wrote:

The real problem is that Frank didn't put a locator
beeper on Da Book ...

Ah, the bizness opportunities as the Boomer Generation
ages. Cheap locator piezo-electric stickers, numbered
serially, tracked via a USB transceiving antenna and a
simple Access database. Where are the keys? Press
824-[Enter]. It beeps for thirty seconds. Where is this
week's Newsweek? Press 293. Where are the pruning
shears? Press 181. Where is the laptop with the locator
program?