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Old February 13th 07, 08:31 PM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Default How to get rid of an eBay fraudster

Here's a quick, handy way to get rid of any particular crook you know,
notably eBay fraudsters who think they're above the law. Just print
it out and follow the instructions and submit...poof, your petty crook
problem is over...after awhile. Once they get the first letter from
the IRS, they usually go running into their bunkers to go bonkers, as
do all right wingers/petty crooks/eBay fraudsters.

Due to depleting the Treasury with his delusional "war for oil" in
Iraq, Bush Bird has instructed the IRS to start clamping down on petty
tax cheats to try to at least partially make up for the massive waste
and fraud associated with the Iraq "adventure." It's a classic case
of a big fraudster peeing on little ones. Since most scofflaws, like
eBay fraudsters, generally are tax cheats as well as being petty (or
larger) perpetrators of fraud, it's a good bet that they haven't been
paying any Federal or state taxes on their eBay booty. Submitting
this form delights the IRS, which now doesn't have to spend auditing
time determining who's a potential tax cheat...you've done the work
for them! All they have to do is launch the audit, cite the crook and
take him screaming to trial.

Try it today!

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf
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Old February 13th 07, 08:59 PM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Default How to get rid of an eBay fraudster

DeserTBoB wrote:

Desert Bob?

Is that a suggestion or a complaint? People been abandoning you in droves?


Due to depleting the Treasury with his delusional "war for oil" in
Iraq, Bush Bird has instructed the IRS to start clamping down on petty
tax cheats to try to at least partially make up for the massive waste
and fraud associated with the Iraq "adventure."


Crap.

It's a classic case
of a big fraudster peeing on little ones. Since most scofflaws, like
eBay fraudsters, generally are tax cheats as well as being petty (or
larger) perpetrators of fraud, it's a good bet that they haven't been
paying any Federal or state taxes on their eBay booty.


So how do you prove it? You have to prove that they made a profit, not
just that they trade on eBay. They can call it a hobby and say that it
costs them. When anybody sells anything, you can not know what the
payed, what it has cost in other ways, and therefore, what profit might
be involved. I am aware of a lot of people who really waste their time
on eBay, at the end of the month they would be lucky to be making four
or five dollars and hour. Not exactly going to excite the IRS.


Submitting
this form delights the IRS, which now doesn't have to spend auditing
time determining who's a potential tax cheat...you've done the work
for them! All they have to do is launch the audit, cite the crook and
take him screaming to trial.


You really are clueless.

If they DID take notice of your attempt to frame the person (because
that is what it is, you are making claims that you do not know to be
true), it would take a long time before they acted. Have you any idea
how big a case backlog they have? As for "screaming to trial" most IRS
investigations end in a voluntary agreement to settle, not a court case.
Court cases are expensive and they try to avoid them if possible,
particularly with small fish where they are unlikely to recover costs.

It is probable that nothing would happen unless the person made serious
money, and in that case, for reasons that I doubt that you, with your
total lack of fiscal clues could grasp, most would be already paying
some degree of tax. It is the losers, the bottom feeders who don't pay
any taxes at all, and they earn so little that the IRS isn't really
concerned.

Why don't you take you petty little vendetta and and wander off into the
sunset? You don't seem to be having much success here.


Salty
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Old February 13th 07, 09:19 PM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Default How to get rid of an eBay fraudster

DeserTBoB wrote:
Here's a quick, handy way to get rid of any particular crook you know,
notably eBay fraudsters who think they're above the law.



Your method is virtually certain to have your boss told about your
outstanding kiddyporn warrants.

****ing around with someone elses' livleyhood is a no-no.

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Old February 13th 07, 09:23 PM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Default How to get rid of an eBay fraudster

On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:59:15 +1000, Salty wrote:

DeserTBoB wrote:

Desert Bob?

Is that a suggestion or a complaint? People been abandoning you in droves?


Due to depleting the Treasury with his delusional "war for oil" in
Iraq, Bush Bird has instructed the IRS to start clamping down on petty
tax cheats to try to at least partially make up for the massive waste
and fraud associated with the Iraq "adventure."


Crap. snip


Oh? Take a look at the articles in the LA Times, NY Times, Washington
Post, Wall St. Journal, et al. The IRS, in a recent press release,
showed that about 23% of ALL revenue shortfalls are from petty tax
cheats, and if you read the Congressional Record (that is, if you CAN
read) you'll see where the subject of taxation on eBay sales has been
buried by the crook-loving Republipedo Party time and time again, to
the detriment of the US Treasury.. (Sorry, I don't quote any stories
from the "Moonie Times" or from their fat assed op/ed minion, Tony
Blankley.)

Looks like the Moonie Church is in trouble in San Francisco for
poaching live sharks for profit! Hmmmm...I wonder how much THEY owe
in back taxes...now that it's pretty well public knowledge that
they're a profit-making enterprise?

It's a classic case
of a big fraudster peeing on little ones. Since most scofflaws, like
eBay fraudsters, generally are tax cheats as well as being petty (or
larger) perpetrators of fraud, it's a good bet that they haven't been
paying any Federal or state taxes on their eBay booty.


So how do you prove it? snip


"I" don't have to "prove it," nimrod...THEY prove it. All one has to
do is submit documentation of their eBay activities, and the IRS gets
the income amounts directly from eBay. EBay tried to resist at
first...until the IRS got "serious" with them...now, they just hand
the info over to IRS investigators upon request. The darling of the
right wingers, "Patriot Act II," also gives them far reaching access
to personal financial records, as well. Looks like the rightards have
pooped their own pants once again!

You have to prove that they made a profit, not
just that they trade on eBay. snip


Not true. The burden falls upon the fraudster to prove how much he
paid for the junk he sells, and 99% of them can't do it, or try to
falsify records. If the fraudster cannot prove cost legitimately, the
IRS decides what (if any) all the junk items cost the fraudster...and
in many cases, they figure the crap is dumpster diver trash that the
fraudster is flogging on eBay for 100% profit.

They can call it a hobby and say that it
costs them. snip


Never works. Several eBay tax cheats have tried that scam already and
have lost.

When anybody sells anything, you can not know what the
payed, what it has cost in other ways, and therefore, what profit might
be involved. I am aware of a lot of people who really waste their time
on eBay, at the end of the month they would be lucky to be making four
or five dollars and hour. Not exactly going to excite the IRS.


Submitting
this form delights the IRS, which now doesn't have to spend auditing
time determining who's a potential tax cheat...you've done the work
for them! All they have to do is launch the audit, cite the crook and
take him screaming to trial.


You really are clueless.

If they DID take notice of your attempt to frame the person (because
that is what it is, you are making claims that you do not know to be
true), it would take a long time before they acted. Have you any idea
how big a case backlog they have? As for "screaming to trial" most IRS
investigations end in a voluntary agreement to settle, not a court case.
Court cases are expensive and they try to avoid them if possible,
particularly with small fish where they are unlikely to recover costs.

It is probable that nothing would happen unless the person made serious
money, and in that case, for reasons that I doubt that you, with your
total lack of fiscal clues could grasp, most would be already paying
some degree of tax. It is the losers, the bottom feeders who don't pay
any taxes at all, and they earn so little that the IRS isn't really
concerned.

Why don't you take you petty little vendetta and and wander off into the
sunset? You don't seem to be having much success here.


Salty snip


Spoken like a true eBay fraudster and tax cheat!

Are you friends with Charlie Nudo, as well?
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Old February 13th 07, 10:45 PM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Default How to get rid of an eBay fraudster

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 13:19:34 -0700, Don Lancaster
wrote:

DeserTBoB wrote:
Here's a quick, handy way to get rid of any particular crook you know,
notably eBay fraudsters who think they're above the law.



Your method is virtually certain to have your boss told about your
outstanding kiddyporn warrants.snip


What "kiddyporn" warrants?

****ing around with someone elses' livleyhood is a no-no. snip


Not if they're committing crimes, it's not. If someone's "making a
living" defrauding the government by dumpster diving and selling crap
on eBay while not paying applicable taxes on the profit, they deserve
a change of career...to prison inmate. Same goes for defrauding the
USPS, or perpetrating fraud by using the mails to ship their
fraudulent crap...which is a felony for each instance called mail
fraud. Also, perpetrating fraud via eBay is also a felony that's been
prosecuted since the days of telegraph service....wire fraud.

Looks like all the eBay fraudsters and tax cheats are coming out of
the woodwork now! Too bad (for them) that their positions are
untenable.
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Old February 14th 07, 12:47 AM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Not if they're committing crimes, it's not. If someone's "making a
living" defrauding the government by dumpster diving and selling crap
on eBay while not paying applicable taxes on the profit, they deserve
a change of career...to prison inmate.



Don't worry your buddies in congress are working hard to chisel some
more of the fruits of our toiling. They have to make sure to take money
from folks who work to give it baby making machines in the cities, or
the defense of some pedophiles' civil rights.

Yes, I know, WE are the criminals trying to keep the fruits of our labors.

You are a pathetic socialist slug.


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Old February 14th 07, 02:09 AM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Default How to get rid of an eBay fraudster

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:47:08 -0600, Darth Chipotle
wrote:

Not if they're committing crimes, it's not. If someone's "making a
living" defrauding the government by dumpster diving and selling crap
on eBay while not paying applicable taxes on the profit, they deserve
a change of career...to prison inmate.


Don't worry your buddies in congress are working hard to chisel some
more of the fruits of our toiling. They have to make sure to take money
from folks who work to give it baby making machines in the cities, or
the defense of some pedophiles' civil rights. snip


Another paranoid delusional rightard heard from! EBay must be a bevy
of tax evading, fraudBay selling right wingtards, eh?

Yes, I know, WE are the criminals trying to keep the fruits of our labors.

You are a pathetic socialist slug. snip


You need psychiatric help...quickly. Every right wingtard/tax
cheat/eBay fruadster I've clobbered so far is a certifiable psychotic
or paranoid delusional. If the shoe fits.... Maybe you can find some
Haldol for cheap on eBay!
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Old February 14th 07, 02:41 AM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Default How to get rid of an eBay fraudster

DeserTBoB wrote:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:47:08 -0600, Darth Chipotle
wrote:

Not if they're committing crimes, it's not. If someone's "making a
living" defrauding the government by dumpster diving and selling crap
on eBay while not paying applicable taxes on the profit, they deserve
a change of career...to prison inmate.

Don't worry your buddies in congress are working hard to chisel some
more of the fruits of our toiling. They have to make sure to take money
from folks who work to give it baby making machines in the cities, or
the defense of some pedophiles' civil rights. snip


Another paranoid delusional rightard heard from! EBay must be a bevy
of tax evading, fraudBay selling right wingtards, eh?

Yes, I know, WE are the criminals trying to keep the fruits of our labors.

You are a pathetic socialist slug. snip


You need psychiatric help...quickly. Every right wingtard/tax
cheat/eBay fruadster I've clobbered so far is a certifiable psychotic
or paranoid delusional. If the shoe fits.... Maybe you can find some
Haldol for cheap on eBay!



Oh goody Karl Marx has an errand boy.

I suppose when ebay starts to get taxed, I can go back to making money
by selling dope and baseball batting punks for money. What the hey, I'll
give YOU a freebie...


YOU didn't clobber $hit bitch!


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Old February 14th 07, 05:05 AM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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Did you ever wonder why they want your name also? There is no
anonymity with this form. They want the name of the individual
submitting the form so they can try you if they find nothing. There
are numerous cases of felony perjury for bearing false witness and
misrepresentation, followed by defamation of character suits due to
the Form 3949A. Do a search and you'll find what your consequences
will be if you're stupid enough to submit one. Not only that, you'll
be lucky not to wind up in a meat grinder or in a ditch somewhere
because the defending party will find out the name of the submitting
party and it might not be pretty.


On Feb 13, 11:31 am, DeserTBoB wrote:
Here's a quick, handy way to get rid of any particular crook you know,
notably eBay fraudsters who think they're above the law. Just print
it out and follow the instructions and submit...poof, your petty crook
problem is over...after awhile. Once they get the first letter from
the IRS, they usually go running into their bunkers to go bonkers, as
do all right wingers/petty crooks/eBay fraudsters.

Due to depleting the Treasury with his delusional "war for oil" in
Iraq, Bush Bird has instructed the IRS to start clamping down on petty
tax cheats to try to at least partially make up for the massive waste
and fraud associated with the Iraq "adventure." It's a classic case
of a big fraudster peeing on little ones. Since most scofflaws, like
eBay fraudsters, generally are tax cheats as well as being petty (or
larger) perpetrators of fraud, it's a good bet that they haven't been
paying any Federal or state taxes on their eBay booty. Submitting
this form delights the IRS, which now doesn't have to spend auditing
time determining who's a potential tax cheat...you've done the work
for them! All they have to do is launch the audit, cite the crook and
take him screaming to trial.

Try it today!

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf



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Old February 14th 07, 07:33 AM posted to alt.collecting.8-track-tapes,alt.marketing.online.ebay,alt.marketplace.online.ebay
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 19:41:09 -0600, Darth Chipotle
wrote:

Oh goody Karl Marx has an errand boy.

I suppose when ebay starts to get taxed, I can go back to making money
by selling dope and baseball batting punks for money. What the hey, I'll
give YOU a freebie...


YOU didn't clobber $hit bitch! snip


Add sociopath to the diagnosis.

You need a rubber room and some thorazine.

Enjoy your IRS audit!
 




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