Recipe For Disaster

Disaster (makes 3 big helpings)

1 can, diced whup-ass
2 vegetarians
2 dick cheneys (or substitute 2 ted kennedys where available)
1/2 cup flat pack rollers
dash of elbows (assorted)
3 poetry chap-books
5 good ideas
3 terrible ideas
1/4 cup snowstorm

Instructions:
Do a lot of stirring, then combine ingredients in a bowl (big size). Leave
the room, wait five minutes, then re-enter brashly, knife and fork in hand.
Serves plenty.