Malanutt 4 Life wrote:

I went back to the bank today, and talked to the manager about getting $2
bills. He was a nice guy and called a bank for me, possibly a Federal Reserve
Bank, to see if he could order $2s and said that I would have to get a brick if
I wanted $2s because they were hard to get rid of. I told him that I wouldn't
want to get a brick off ebay because they are not worth more than face value,
and wouldn't want to pay more, and he said "They sell them on ebay? I never
seen that before"

I think he was not suggesting that you buy the brick on eBay, but
rather get it from the bank and sell the excess on eBay. Or, if you
want to be sure they'll never be helpful again, after getting the
brick, redeposit whatever excess portion you don't want.