Here's a quick, handy way to get rid of any particular crook you know,
notably eBay fraudsters who think they're above the law. Just print
it out and follow the instructions and submit...poof, your petty crook
problem is over...after awhile. Once they get the first letter from
the IRS, they usually go running into their bunkers to go bonkers, as
do all right wingers/petty crooks/eBay fraudsters.

Due to depleting the Treasury with his delusional "war for oil" in
Iraq, Bush Bird has instructed the IRS to start clamping down on petty
tax cheats to try to at least partially make up for the massive waste
and fraud associated with the Iraq "adventure." It's a classic case
of a big fraudster peeing on little ones. Since most scofflaws, like
eBay fraudsters, generally are tax cheats as well as being petty (or
larger) perpetrators of fraud, it's a good bet that they haven't been
paying any Federal or state taxes on their eBay booty. Submitting
this form delights the IRS, which now doesn't have to spend auditing
time determining who's a potential tax cheat...you've done the work
for them! All they have to do is launch the audit, cite the crook and
take him screaming to trial.

Try it today!

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf