"Jean B." wrote in message
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Don Phillipson wrote:
"Jean B." wrote in message
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Joe Morris wrote:
Not so long ago, HardyBoys.us wrote:
Step 1: Find book you like
Step 2: Buy it
Step 3: Read it
Step 4: Put it on the shelf next to the rest of your books
Step 5: Add bookshelves until every wall surface is properly covered
Step 6: Start half-hearted culling of collection

Why bother with that last one?

Because otherwise you will find out which will collapse
first, the floors or your spouse.


Lacking a spouse... Yeah, I do worry about the house.

No spouse in your house, not even a mouse or a souse?