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[freakfield]

You guys have me all figgered out!!

I'm a dickless, weenie, who owns about 14 8-track tapes (my favorite
being Anne Murray- "Snow Bird") withh which I "do" my self in the
behind.

I used to have a bunch more tapes, but they all failed, because I use
Walmart Muffler-repair tape as sensing splices.

I love the abuse I get on this board, and that's the only reason I
keep posting, hoping you'll get a boner over my posts and give me more
attention.

I AM a homo, and my 500-pound wife kicks my ass regularly. Last
night, it was over my inability to sell enough tapes on eBay.

My nuts are in a twist, and she's shaved my scrotum and muffler-taped
it to my forehead.

I have Poodle's sirname tatooed on my buttocks.

I am secretly in love with Dan Gibson, but have not been able to admit
until now.

I have an Akai 8-track player, but haven't figgerd out how to work it.

I am a racist fool, who can't help but post with the "N"-word from
time to time.

I am totally witless, and find it hard to come up with good responses
to the replies you guys make.

I will continue to post purile, idoiotic, foul, strange, inaccurate,
stupid, bad, ****-filled messages here as long as I want to....

now excuse me, I'm going to **** my pants, and roll in it.

Love
Charlie

[Freakfield]

You guys have me all figgered out!!
>
> I'm a dickless, weenie, who owns about 14 8-track tapes (my favorite
> being Heino- "Does Paul Evans") withh which I "do" my self in the
> behind.
>
> I used to have a bunch more tapes, but they all failed, because I use
> original dried out sensing foil tape as sensing splices.
>
> I love the abuse I get on this board, and that's the only reason I
> keep posting, hoping you'll get a boner over my posts and give me more
> attention.
>
> I AM so homely, and my 500-pound wife kicks my ass regularly. Last
> night, it was over my inability to sell enough tapes on eBay.
>
> My nuts are in a twist, and she's shaved my scrotum and Win-Gibbed
> it to my forehead.
>
> I have Poodle's sirname tatooed on my buttocks.
>
I am secretly Dan Gibson, but have not been able to admit
> until now.
>
> I have an Akai 8-track player, but haven't admitted it is better than my Radio Shack junker.
>
> I am a southern Texas racist fool, who can't help but enslave the entire black race, and post with the "N"-word from
> time to time.
>
> I am totally witless, and find it hard to come up with good responses
> to the replies you guys make.
>
> I will continue to post purile, idoiotic, foul, strange, inaccurate,
> stupid, bad, ****-filled messages here as long as I want to....
>
> now excuse me, I'm going to **** my pants, and roll in it.
>
> Love
> Dan Gibson

[Caljamscott]

"freakfield" > wrote in message
om...
> You guys have me all figgered out!!
>
> I'm a dickless, weenie, who owns about 14 8-track tapes (my favorite
> being Anne Murray- "Snow Bird") withh which I "do" my self in the
> behind.
>
> I used to have a bunch more tapes, but they all failed, because I use
> Walmart Muffler-repair tape as sensing splices.
>
> I love the abuse I get on this board, and that's the only reason I
> keep posting, hoping you'll get a boner over my posts and give me more
> attention.
>
> I AM a homo, and my 500-pound wife kicks my ass regularly. Last
> night, it was over my inability to sell enough tapes on eBay.
>
> My nuts are in a twist, and she's shaved my scrotum and muffler-taped
> it to my forehead.
>
> I have Poodle's sirname tatooed on my buttocks.
>
> I am secretly in love with Dan Gibson, but have not been able to admit
> until now.
>
> I have an Akai 8-track player, but haven't figgerd out how to work it.
>
> I am a racist fool, who can't help but post with the "N"-word from
> time to time.
>
> I am totally witless, and find it hard to come up with good responses
> to the replies you guys make.
>
> I will continue to post purile, idoiotic, foul, strange, inaccurate,
> stupid, bad, ****-filled messages here as long as I want to....
>
> now excuse me, I'm going to **** my pants, and roll in it.
>
> Love
> Charlie
Oh, ok. I agree with you again.

Scott